May 29, 2004

Overheard In The Carrot Patch

Frankly, my dreams are aiming a little higher than sex with Bob Dole. But thanks for playing.

- Jenlars

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May 28, 2004

Overheard In The Carrot Patch

Topping them all, probably forever, was Margaret Thatcher, who was a completely fucking barking mad old witch. The American Right like Thatch because she got on with Reagan, but that was only because he was away with the fairies and she was blind drunk most of the time. I shall dance on her grave.
- David, commenting about British leaders, on Susie's blog.

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May 26, 2004

Coming Soon To A Theatre Near You


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May 25, 2004

Overheard In the Carrot Patch IV

I'm looking forward (well not really) to the post by Alice about how you're in the hospital with massive chemical burns, and your hair is now a vivid orange color.

- Wind Rider discussing Bill C's foray into nuclear war against algae.

As a side note, I've added new merchandise to the CafePress store...all proceeds go to ASPCA. Please buy. My BunnyStuff (from a Stuffed Bunny) makes excellent gifts!

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A New Taste

I never thought I could get into eating clover, for I always considered that a food for the "common rabbit", but in true-blue bunny fashion, I decided to give it a go.

The clover here around the Shenandoah Forester is the most flavorful, tender clover that could ever exist.

Add a little ranch dressing to it, and you've got a delictable salad. The bears are looking at me, however, as if I've lost my mind.

Uncle Sebastian, Rabbi-T, Esther, and Lee all came out, however, and we muched. And munched. And munched. A couple of our lesser relations hopped over and we had a good old clover fest.

I hear Memorial Day is coming up. Time for me to get ready to go plant flowers on my parents grave. (Remember, in case you didn't know, they died when I was about a week old when the Carrot Processing plant caught fire and burned down. They were caught inside as they tried going back to save other rabbits.)

Hop at you later,

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May 21, 2004

Happy Birthday Silver Blue!

Wanted to hop on here and wish you a very, VERY happy birthday!

Much love,

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May 19, 2004

Work Continues

PoloRandy is mkaing it look nice, but it's a lot of work, sweat & tears:




Once it's all done, however, the boys and I are going to go out nad have one picnic bash that will end all bashes!

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May 18, 2004

On Holiday

I'm taking a small vacation. They're doing demolition around the Shenandoah Forester and it's making me a nervous wreck.

Here are some photos:







Of coruse, I'm having ot phone this in to Silver Blue because we have no internet at the house, due to a vine EATING our coax cable:


So, I'm going to hop out of here for a while.

Much love to you all, I'll be back soon.


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May 13, 2004

Two Various Thoughts

How come when you mix water and flour together, you get glue..


and then you add eggs,


and sugar...

and you get cake?


Where did the glue go?


You know damn well where it went!

That's what makes the cake... Stick to your ASS!


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May 12, 2004

Overheard in the Carrot Patch


Was wir hier alles zu bekaempfen haben. Gar nicht lustig. Gar nicht. (Blogeline)

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May 11, 2004

Overheard in the Carrot Patch II


I have totally flushed him from the toilet of my heart. (Madonna, commenting on Bloviating Inanities, regarding Bill's "disappearance")

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Overheard In the Carrot Patch


From Bill C., Please Leave A Message, You Huge Pain In My Ass

There was lots of talk about PHP-induced flux capacitors and concurrent stylesheet snark generators or something. You know how he is with the technobabble. Anyway, we had a nice conversation, at least the two sentences I understood of it. I promised to buy him a bottle of his favorite liquor....

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May 10, 2004

Overheard in the Carrot Patch


(Not work or family safe)

From Dawn's entry:

What would take a lot of money for me to advertise? Hmm. I cannot conceive of wearing designer T-Shirts that cost $200 and have the name of the clothing company on them. Fuck it, for $200, the shirt better throw me on the kitchen counter and lick me till Niagra Falls starts gushing!

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I was Thinking...

Yes, I know that is a scary thing.

I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that
everyone has clipped on. I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I was thinking about old age and decided that it's when you still have something on the ball but you are just too tired to bounce it.
I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and call it "Pumping
I have gotten that dreaded furniture disease.... that's when your chest is falling into your drawers!
You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you
got a cat?" Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in case of an
emergency. I think you should write, "A Good Doctor!"
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these people? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they
delivered the mail?
I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older then it dawned on me.....they were cramming for their finals!

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May 07, 2004

Overheard in the carrot patch


Are these your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.

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A Top Five Classic

The Top 7 Surprising Benefits of Eating Mexican Food

7> It gets you ready for Cinco de Mustard and Cinco de Ketchup.

6> The strong seasoning helps kill the taste of the lame American beers you're drinking.

5> It allows you to understand the hidden musical genius of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire."

4> No one will suspect you're an American tourist... except for the pasty white skin, pastel Bermuda shorts, flowery shirt, pot belly and black socks with sandals.

3> Inflate your shoes *AND* your Wonderbra with one push of the bellybutton!

2> After an entire day of drinking tequila, what *isn't* surprising?

and the Number 1 Surprising Benefit of Eating Mexican Food...

1> Probability of encountering lutefisk: .00000001%.

[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
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Homicide Alert

Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home.

It was reported in the news that a man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bath tub.

The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, and a banana was sticking out of his butt.

Police suspect a cereal killer.

(This groaner passed on by TINK)

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May 04, 2004

A Day Early

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England. In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered
to Mexico. But as we know the great ship did not make it to New York. The
ship hit an iceberg and sank and the cargo was forever lost ... The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning which they still observe to this day. The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May5th... and is known of course as .... Sinko de Mayo.

(This groaner brought to you by PoloRandy...don't blame the blue bunny!)

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May 02, 2004

Someone Cares

Tink asked me questions. Horray! I'm not unloved!

How does it feel to have family around you now?

It's quite refreshing, actually. After being a solo bunny for so long, my adoptive family (bears, graffs and all) really show their love, and I know they would be concerned if anything happened to me. I think that the "feeling of beloning" is really what helps, more than anything.

Is the couch comfortable?

Oh yes. i don't know how you and Silver Blue did it, but any posiiton one takes on this sofa is comfy. No springs to poke into your delicate derriere, the arms are fluffy if you need to nap, and the back the the right height for Short-Top to poke his head over.

Who is winning the card game, you or Cher Bear?

Games, my dear, card games. At last count, I was, with a lead of 954-870. But they go quickly.

Actually, the score would be much higher, but Steed, mistaking our score pad for a leaf of lettuce, ate the first one.

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