Be sure you lock your doors and windows at home.
It was reported in the news that a man was found murdered in his home over the weekend. Detectives at the scene found the man face down in his bath tub.
The tub had been filled with milk and corn flakes, and a banana was sticking out of his butt.
Police suspect a cereal killer.
(This groaner passed on by TINK)
Posted by Roxette at May 7, 2004 08:25 AM