May 07, 2004

A Top Five Classic

The Top 7 Surprising Benefits of Eating Mexican Food

7> It gets you ready for Cinco de Mustard and Cinco de Ketchup.

6> The strong seasoning helps kill the taste of the lame American beers you're drinking.

5> It allows you to understand the hidden musical genius of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire."

4> No one will suspect you're an American tourist... except for the pasty white skin, pastel Bermuda shorts, flowery shirt, pot belly and black socks with sandals.

3> Inflate your shoes *AND* your Wonderbra with one push of the bellybutton!

2> After an entire day of drinking tequila, what *isn't* surprising?

and the Number 1 Surprising Benefit of Eating Mexican Food...

1> Probability of encountering lutefisk: .00000001%.

[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
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Posted by Roxette at May 7, 2004 08:29 AM

heheh... number 5 is a classic...

Posted by: Eric at May 9, 2004 09:05 AM
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