The Top 7 Surprising Benefits of Eating Mexican Food
7> It gets you ready for Cinco de Mustard and Cinco de Ketchup.
6> The strong seasoning helps kill the taste of the lame American beers you're drinking.
5> It allows you to understand the hidden musical genius of Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire."
4> No one will suspect you're an American tourist... except for the pasty white skin, pastel Bermuda shorts, flowery shirt, pot belly and black socks with sandals.
3> Inflate your shoes *AND* your Wonderbra with one push of the bellybutton!
2> After an entire day of drinking tequila, what *isn't* surprising?
and the Number 1 Surprising Benefit of Eating Mexican Food...
1> Probability of encountering lutefisk: .00000001%.
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heheh... number 5 is a classic...