October 27, 2006

Howdy Strangers

I've been hopping all over and so therefore I've been woefully neglecting my own blog.

I managed to go over to Tink's and make a post.

She's got some photos of the funeral up here.

While she was out of town, I had to supervise the halloween makeup for everyone that went to a party that sounds like it was fun. There are photos here.

I've been enjoying quiet afternoon naps by the radiators now that Silver Blue has been nice enough to turn on the heat. I was beginning to think I was blue beyond my cute fur.

We're getting a new house mate! While details are still being ironed out, I understand there is another Giraffe that will be joining us. We're all looking forward to it. (Let's face it, I love bears, but there comes a time... LOL)

Let's give you some rabbit jokes, ok?

Q. What airline do bunnies use?
A. British HARE-ways.

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
A. Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Q. What's the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the
A. Rabbit Hood.

Q. What's a rabbit's favorite game?
A. Hopscotch!

Q. What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
A. Deviled eggs!

Q. What did the rabbit give his girlfriend?
A. A 14 carrot ring!

Q. What did the rabbits do after their wedding?
A. They went on their bunnymoon!

Q. What do rabbits put in their computers?
A. Hoppy disks!

Q. What do you call 99 rabbits stepping backwards?
A. A receding hare line

Q. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit?
A. A chili dog on a bun!

Q. What do you get if you mix a rabbit with a snake?
A. A jump rope!

Q. Why don't rabbits get hot in the summertime?
A. They have hare conditioning!

Q. What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole?
A. A hot cross bunny!

Q. Why did the man put the rabbit on his head?
A. Because he had no hare!

Q. Where do rabbits work?
A. At IHOP restaurants!

Q. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower?
A. A hare dryer!

Q. Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
A. Because from a distance they looked like hares!

Q. What is white and has long ears, whiskers, and sixteen wheels?
A. Two rabbits on Rollerblades!

Q. Why did the bunny build herself a new house?
A. She was fed up with the hole thing!

Q. What is a rabbit's favorite dance style?
A. Hip-Hop!

Q. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A. Its been nice gnawing you.

Q. How is a rabbit like a Q-tip?
A. They both have cotton tails.

Q. What would you get if you crossed a rabbit with a bumblebee?
A. A honey bunny.

Q. How is a rabbit like a cornstalk?
A. They both have big ears.

Q. Why is a leaky faucet like a cowardly bunny?
A. Because it runs.

Q. Why is a rabbit like a cent?
A. Because it has a head on one end and a tail on the other.

Q. What is the difference between a crazy rabbit and a counterfeit cent?
A. One is a mad bunny and the other is bad money.

Q. What does it mean when the Easter Bunny arrives one day late with
melted candy?
A. He probably had a bad hare day.

Q. How does a rabbit make gold soup?
A. He begins with 24 carats!

Q. What can rabbits have that no other animal can have?
A. Baby rabbits.

Q. Which side of a rabbit has the most fur?
A. The outside.

Q. What is the difference between a new-age rabbit that is preparing
for the future and one that is getting ready for dinner?
A. The first rabbit will visualize world peace. The second rabbit
will visualize whirled peas.

And with that, back to playing hide and seek.

Much Bunny-Love to you all!


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