A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.
After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he made contact,
"Mary Mary. .."
"Is that you, Fred?"
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
"What's it like?"
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The next day it starts again."
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona."
Silver Blue just told me that my BunnyMobile wouldn't pass inspection until it got new back brakes.
Mother Nature's not cooperating and providing snow (it's in the 60's out there today, the first day of February, for goodness sake!) so I can't sled around outside... and there are no carrots in the fridge.
Could things get much bleaker?