April 08, 2004

A laugh a minute

Thanks to Tink for passing these laughs on...

Ah, the rites of Spring. Taking down the Christmas lights, planting flavorful
flowers, ritualistically gnawing off the ears and tails of billions of chocolate bunnies.

The Top 10 Lines From Chocolate Bunny Movies

10> "Harry, the clock on that nine-foot bunny is ticking."

9> "The first rule of Bunny Club is -- you do not talk about Bunny Club. The second rule of Bunny Club is -- you DO NOT talk about Bunny Club."
(Bunny Club)

8> "I want the bunny!" "You can't handle the bunny!"
(A Few Good Bunnies)

7> "That's not a bunny. Now THAT'S a bunny."
(Crocodile Bundee)

(Planet of the Bunnies)

5> "DUDE! First you're like 'bunny'! Then you're like 'bunnyyyyyy', THEN you're like 'BUNNYYYYYYYYY'!"
(Finding Bunneo)

4> "Son, your ego is writing checks your bunny can't cash."
(Top Bun)

3> "Sometimes, I see dead bunnies...."
(Bunny Sense)

2> "He's got a little Mississippi leg bunny in him. Best to just let him finish."
(National Lampoon's Easter Vacation)

and the Number 1 Line From a Chocolate Bunny Movie...

1> "Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing bunnies."

[ Copyright 2004 by Chris White ]
[ http://www.topfive.com ]

Posted by Roxette at April 8, 2004 01:40 PM

If that was you in our yard this morning, I am sorry that Bill barked at you. I know he wrote that the offending bunny was pink, but he only sees in shades of gray and could not really know that.

Posted by: Mr Mouse at April 11, 2004 04:58 PM
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