Two carrots, Clarence and Camile, were strolling through the park, one day. They were enjoying the day, the sunshine and the songs that the birds were singing, but most of all they were enjoying each other.
Clarence was telling Camile how they were going to spend the rest of their lives together. Camile was loving it. They were so wrapped up in each other, they did not pay attention to what was going on around them.
As they stepped off the curb, to cross the street, a BIG truck came along and hit poor Clarence.
A crowd gathered and someone called 911.
In a very short time the ambulance arrived.
The paramedic gently lifted Clarence into the back of the ambulance. Camile rode in front. Off they flew to the hospital with sirens screaming.
Camile paced and paced in the waiting room. It seemed like hours. Waiting for word of dear Clarence was sheer torture.
Finally the Doctor came out and said......
"I have good news and I have bad news."
"The good news is, your Clarence is going to live."
The bad news is that ...
He will be a VEGETABLE the rest of his life.