July 04, 2004

Off To Florida!

We're off....Short Top is going with me (he wants to see if lettuce is any better out of the state...he's still young).

I've left Steed and Cher Bear in charge.

Here's some humor to tide you over until we blog again.

Even the most pious among us must laugh at some of these. It is HUMOR...pure and simple.

I don't care WHO you are, you're not walking on the water while I'm fishing.

A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.

Definition of Atheism : a non-prophet organization.

Photons have mass!?! I didn't even know they were Catholic.

Since God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

I'm convinced God put me here to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now, I'm so far behind I'll never die!

When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

Adam to Eve: I'll wear the plants in this family!

Give me some of that old-time Religion! HAIL ZEUS!

In a crisis call for Isis!

Jesus Saves. Passes to Moses. Shoots. HE SCORES!

Sects, sects, sects. Is that all you monks ever think about?

The lion and the calf shall lie down together, but the calf won't get much sleep.

On the sixth day, God created the platypus. And God said, "Let's see the evolutionists try and figure this one out."

If God is inside us, then I hope he likes fajitas, cause that's what He's getting tonight.

Posted by Roxette at July 4, 2004 07:50 AM
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