December 31, 2003

Alliance Assignment

What should we do to Saddam to get him to tell us everything he knows?

That's simple. Force him to listen to Mariah Carey's greatest screeches for 24 hours at a stretch, followed by 24 hours of "Lovin' You" by Minnie Ripperton. Then 24 hours of William Shattner's rendition of "lucy in the sky with diamonds".

He'll crack well before that 36 hours is over.

Posted by Roxette at December 31, 2003 08:39 AM

You have depths of evilness unplumbed for such a sweet little bunny..... ;)

Posted by: Susie at December 31, 2003 12:53 PM

I actually like that Minnie Ripperton song. It's too cute not to love, what with the chirpping birds and everything. I'd replace it with Morris Albert's "Feelings."

Posted by: Tuning Spork at January 1, 2004 08:18 PM

guess math isn't your strong suit, is it, RB?

HEY! we have the same initials!

Posted by: Rob at January 14, 2004 08:27 AM
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