Hoppings of Roxette Bunny

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What was that final comment that made Evil Glenn snap?

Regular Glenn Renyolds was out on a lunch break when he stopped by Tropical Smoothies; behind the counter, he saw an unkempt guy, formerly a hobo of the streets, working behind the counter. He ordered his typical smoothie with extra protein, and unbeknownst to him, the hobo put a puppy in the blender. The chemical reaction as Glenn drank the smoothie was immediate. He was permanently addicted to Puppy Smoothies, and because of that, he has been bashing hobos to this day.