December 02, 2003

Hmm. Defintions.

Alliance Assignment. Define:

Anti-American: Anyone who doesn't love me.
Appeasement: People who love me to get in with Silver Blue.
Bigotry: People who don't like blue rabbits.
Censorship: What should happen to people who don't like blue rabbits.
Conservative: Those who like rabbits, but only of a certain color.
Diversity: Rabbits of every color.
Europe: An area of the world where rabbits won't visit.
Fox News: Rabbits don't like foxes, so there's no news there.
Fundamentalist: Someone who believes rabbits have rights too.
Halliburton: Rabbit Daughter of Richard Burton.
Jingoism: The Annual Lunar dance of the Blue Bunny.
Lie/Liar: Those who claim we're not here for the chocolate.
Liberal: Those who think that Blue Rabbits should rule the world.
Mainstream: Blue Rabbits listening to Top 40.
NPR: No Priority Rabbit. Sits in the back of the bus.
Oil: That Rabbits need to keep their fur shiny.
Patriot/Patriotism/Patriotic: What you get when a Red Rabbit, White Rabbit, and Blue Bunny march down the street.
Quagmire: Quicksand that bunnies don't like getting near.
Racism: Those who feel that blue bunnies are lesser entities than other colored bunnies.
Tolerance: Those who allow blue bunnies to live in peace.
U.N.: Huh? Makes no sense to this bunny (or most of the world)
Vast Right Wing Conspiracy: Where conservative bunnies are plotting to take over the world through violins.
Weapons of Mass Destruction: The Nuclear Carrot of Doom.

Posted by Roxette at December 2, 2003 10:16 AM

"Nuclear Carrot of Doom"

Priceless! :-)

Posted by: Harvey at December 3, 2003 08:44 PM
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